You make the sandwich yourself

This is a bit involving the sandwich chain Subway, which Hugh-Jay frequents and loves. Due to the restaurant being of a "do it yourself" style, where the customer is given many bread, protein, vegetable, sauce, and other options, Hugh-Jay posits that if you eat a bad Subway sandwich, it is the fault of the customer, because "you make the sandwich yourself."

He does acknowledge that "the only exception" is for people with dietary restrictions, as there are only 4 vegetarian protein options, none of which are vegan.